Are you clinically insane?

[x]You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have ran into a tree/bush
[ ] You have been called a blonde
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
[ ] You sang them to make sure
[ ] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

so far: 3

[ ] You have seen the Matrix[ ]/Star Wars[ ] and still don't get it
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling

so far: 4

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice"

so far: 6

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug by accident
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

so far: 9

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[ ] You break/lose a lot of things.
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used many times a day.
[x] You dont know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

Grand total: 13

Multiply by 3 and post your score!

39%?
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Watched Twilight (the film). Love it, still hate Jacob